Puffy Muscles
2007 September 9
I found Eric Cartman’s dream food.
At the Health Food Expo yesterday (report coming Tuesday to TasteTO), a good third of the vendors there were representing companies that sold either those awful Powersauce bars, or Weight Gain 4000 type protein powder. Usually with big banners adorned with steroid-laden weightlifter types. Then we came across the Muscle brand of products.
The box and the nutritional info I found online both say these are made with real cheese. Greg, cheesy poof fan extraordinaire, insists they were disgusting. I couldn’t actually bring myself to try them.
And for breakfast, let’s not forget the Muscle Oats and Milk. Apparently, there are people who really eat this stuff.
